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Devious Journal Entry

Tue Dec 15, 2009, 10:39 AM
1. I've come to realize that my hair:
Is short, and is always going to be short.

2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
I talk too much.

3. I've come to realize that I don't want:
to be victimized anymore.

4. I've come to realize that all I really need:
is a roof over my head, and my friends.

5. I've come to realize that I've lost:
nothing but Riley.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
I get in an argument or am non-productive when I should be being so.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
I'm suicidal or singing really loudly.

8. I've come to realize that money:
can go through the washer in your jeans.

9. I've come to realize that when I get old:
my boobs will go down past my knees D=

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be:
exactly who I want, regardless of what anyone tries to tell me.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
:icondraztak: :iconcamaxxy:

12. I've come to realize that the last time I smiled was:
#11

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
is non-existent.

14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
I want to sleep.

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I:
find the nearest approximation to a weapon I can find and hold it firmly in my hand.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
there's a bruise on my knee and a hole in my jeans.

17. I've come to realize that my life:
is good.

18. I've come to realize that my favorite drink is:
O.J.

19. I've come to realize that today I will have:
kissed my wife, finished my English final an hour before anyone else, and drank a capful of the most potent energy drink in the world. OSHI

20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
fix my riding crop handle more permanently.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
finish my chemistry and algebra 2 final, then kiss my wife again and walk home.

22. I've come to realize that I really want to:
not tell the internet what I really want to.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re-post this is:
Scott.

24. I've come to realize relationships are:
not all about rough sex and manipulation.

25. I've come to realize that love:
is healing.

26. I've come to realize my best guy friend:
is hawwwwwtttt D=

27. I've come to realize my best girl friend:
is also hawt, but I would never fuck her even if she wanted me to.

28. I've come to realize food is:
good.

29: I've come to realize that this summer:
was a rocket summer, however bad I felt during it.

30. I've come to realize heartbreak:
is not something I have experienced.

31. I've come to realize that the person I like:
is my wife.

32.I've come to realize that my brother:
does not exist.

33. I've come to realize that crying:
and I is like Mac and I. NOT COMPATIBLE

34. I've come to realize that death:
is fucking terrifying, so I am not going to think about it.

35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick:
I can get over it extremely quickly.

36. I've come to realize when I'm bored:
I do useless quizzes or play Spider Solitaire.

37. After answering every question I realize that:
THAT WAS PRETTY DUMB

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I have been making a lot of journals lately. I apologize.

My mood is not eye candy, but I just had a capful of the most potent energy drink in the world, so that is sort-of what I look like right now. HOLY SHIIIIIT

  • Mood: Eye Candy
  • Listening to: Seeman- Rammstein
  • Reading: Algebra notes

Devious Journal Entry

Mon Dec 14, 2009, 9:10 AM
Finals week. I will spend this afternoon making notecards for US History, and a page of notes for Algebra 2, and finishing my snake for my art final. It is similar to the one I posted, except it is much longer and slightly more detailed, and with a background. It also turns into a normal snake by the time I get to the tail-- it will be interesting to see if I can finish it and make it look good by, oh per se, Thursday?

I'm not actually all that bothered by finals- just the ones I'm making the notes for, slightly terrify me. The rest of my classes should be fine. IT SHOULD ALL BE FINE OH GOD IT SHOULD ALL BE FINE

I hate finals week.

Quote of the day: "JUST SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE COLD, DEAD FISH OF LOVE!"

I will request it be used on the bulletin.

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Perpetual Moves- Miguel Samiez
  • Reading: History notes

BWA v.3.0

Fri Dec 11, 2009, 9:10 AM
well. I found a quiz.

Was würdest du tun, wenn...
» Ich sterbe:
» Ich dir sagte, "Ich mag dich":
» Ich dich küsste:
» Ich direkt neben an wohnte:
» Ich etwas klaute:
» Ich ins Krankenhaus käme:
» Ich weit weg ziehen würde:

Was denkst du über mein/e...
» Persönlichkeit:
» Augen:
» Gesicht:
» Haar:
» Kleidung:
» Manieren:

[1] Wer bist du?
[2] Sind wir Freunde?
[3] Wann und wo haben wir uns das erste Mal getroffen?
[4] Wie habe ich mich da angezogen?
[5] Was denkst du über mich?
[6] Welche ist die schönste Erinnerung, die du von mir hast?
[7] Wie lang denkst du, bleiben wir Freunde oder Feinde?
[8] Liebst du mich?
[9] Habe ich dich jemals verletzt?
[10] Würdest du mich umarmen?
[11] Würdest du mich küssen?
[12] Würdest du mit mir schlafen?
[13] Stehen wir uns nahe?
[14] Was sticht bei unserer Beziehung heraus?
[15] Wünschtest du, ich wäre cooler?
[16] Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10, wie nett bin ich?
[17] Gib mir einen Spitznamen und erkläre ihn.
[18] Bin ich liebenswürdig?
[19] Wie lange kennen wir uns?
[20] Beschreibe mich in einem Wort.
[21] Was war dein erster Eindruck von mir?
[22] Denkst du noch immer noch so über mich?
[23] Was denkst du ist meine Schwäche?
[24] Denkst du, ich werde einmal heiraten?
[25] Was an mir macht dich glücklich?
[26] Was an mir macht dich traurig?
[27] Was erinnert dich an mich?
[28] Was würdest du an mir ändern?
[29] Wie gut kennst du mich?
[30] Wolltest du mir jemals etwas sagen, konntest aber nicht?
[31] Denkst du, ich würde jemanden umbringen?
[32] Postest du das in deinem Blog, damit ich es auch ausfüllen kann?


There's just one problem.

  • Mood: Dead
  • Listening to: Thirty Minutes- Tatu
  • Eating: peanut butter energy bar

Devious Journal Entry

Thu Dec 10, 2009, 8:08 AM
I am going to post a bunch of deviations soon, maybe~ Art class is fun.

I LOVE CANDY CANES. Who does not love candy canes? I love candy canes. They are tasty and yummy and tasty some more, and they make your breath smell minty and you can hook it in your cheek and have some hands-free fine dining. =D

WAAAAAAAAAAA =D

  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Jingle Bells- Basshunter
  • Reading: nothing
  • Eating: peanut butter energy bar
  • Drinking: water

TIS THE SEASON

Mon Dec 7, 2009, 9:02 AM
MONEYMONEYGREEDGREEDSEASONALHIRINGSOULSE LLINGNOSTALGIAANDTEARYEYESINFRONTOFACHRI STMASTREE.

WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN

I'd like to respectfully ask for some small assistance in funding towards a punching bag and gloves from anyone who has funding to spare. If I get a job, then nevermind this statement, as it is all I want, really. I'm good, materially. These past eight months have taught me a shitload about not needing stuff.

I gave a homeless guy a bus pass the other day. His face lit up and he thanked me profusely-- feels good mang.

  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: Eminem- Lose Yourself
  • Reading: chem lecture
  • Eating: peanut butter energy bar
  • Drinking: water

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